Choirs Are Horrible, card game
A much needed card game for people who take choir too seriously.
A question-answer card game for choral students, directors, fans and musicians.
Because as awesome as choir is, it's also kind of horrible
Bass notes you can only hit during allergy season. Illegal photocopies of music. Singing with so much phlegm your throat is like a flute filled with gravy.
Celebrate all the things that make choir special in this hilarious and snarky card game for die-hard choir geeks!
Game play is simple
Each round the "judge" will read a question card like: "What's the fastest way to ruin a performance?" or "My director will not tolerate ____."
Each player selects their best answer from their hand. Then judge reads them aloud and picks the winner. The next round starts and the judge changes to the next player. The game can be quick with a few hands or last for hours!
Who should play it?
Choirs Are Horrible was written in part by high school choir directors, and is appropriate for high school choir students, but will be enjoyed even more by their directors.
Get a few sets to keep the kids occupied when they are hanging out in the choir room at lunch, instead of doing drugs. It's that good, and you might save a life.
Examples
Question Cards
OMG! I found _____ in the back of my music folder.
70% of sopranos admit to having trouble with _____.
I’m late for rehearsal because of _____.
The choir risers are filled with _____.
My choir director won the lottery and blew it all on _____.
Requiem for _____
Answer cards
Castrati for Dummies
Eric Whitacre’s hair
A nuanced criticism from the director
Every tenor ever
Faking it
The Mormon Tabernacle Choir
Game Details & Specifications
396 high quality, 300 gsm, glossy question and answer cards
contained in a sturdy, 2-piece box
3 unique cards - Blind Hand, Don't React, and Lucky Card
6 blank cards you may personalize however you want
game dimensions: 8” x 4” x 2”, 29 oz
contains no profanity or sexually explicit descriptions
for ages 14 and up
